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(It's the first Saturday of September, and autumn is here.)
(What kind of cool wind will breeze through Older Brother School?)
- Seriously? - Yes.
- These days, I... - Show us.
watch our show very meticulously.
I also saw some memes.
You curse me a lot.
- No, why would I curse you? - You cursed me so much.
You should match our height.
Why are you speaking to me on disrespectfully?
(Kyung-hoon consistently had the upper hand in age.)
(Kyung-hoon fought Jang-hoon fiercely.)
(Jang-hoon would bow to him and apologize.)
I thought he used to be my son.
Do you need anything? Tell me.
Hey, why do you curse me so much?
You said you would install a boiler last time.
- It's almost winter. - Winter is coming.
Winter is coming.
Kyung-hoon.
Darn it.
- What's wrong with him? - We're not that close with each other.
What's wrong?
- Young-chul. - What's wrong?
- Have you been well this week? - Why are you treating me like this?
- I missed you so much. - You missed me?
- Su-geun. - What?
- What's wrong? - Hey.
- I will be loyal to you guys from now on. - What about me?
- What about me? - What? What's wrong?
You three are the closest celebrities to me.
- What? - Why is it us three?
- What's wrong? - Is it time for you to leave?
- What? - Why are you leaving us out?
- Why are we leaving us out? - What is it?
- What is it? - You should be quiet.
I'm doing this because I'm annoyed at Sang-min.
- What? - I'm annoyed because of you.
- Why? - What did Sang-min do again?
- Did Sang-min do something? - He was told to name...
- five celebrities he's closest with. - Yes.
He named Sung-gyu, Kim Il-joong,
Seo Jang-hoon, Kim Jong-min,
and Kim Hee-chul.
- What's with Jong-min? - There's five?
- You weren't mentioned. - He named the hottest celebrities.
It's not that, Ho-dong. I named everyone.
- He really named everyone. - Right.
You made me hope. It's really upsetting the more I think about it.
However, we can be...
- grateful to him. - Why?
If something happens to him, those five may have to pay his debt on behalf of him.
We're not there. You're number one to pay his debt for him.
This is why I was upset, Sang-min.
- Of course, I like you. - Yes.
Somehow, I'm lonely these days.
I'm somehow very sensitive.
I'm so lonely right now, but these two must be even more lonely.
- That's right. - How do you go through it?
The woman's voice I hear when I call you isn't TV, right?
(He laughs.)
It sounds like TV, but it's not from the TV.
- That's what I think. - Su-geun,
it's always the same TV sound.
Whenever I call him,
I always hear, "Who is it, Jang-hoon"?
- Do you watch the same movie? - Don't be embarrassed.
- Right. - I'm not embarrassed.
To be honest, I am sometimes lonely.
- What does it matter if you're lonely? - That's not the issue.
- What if I'm lonely? Darn it. - It's weird if you're not lonely.
Right. Darn it.
My goodness... What does it matter if I'm lonely?
I would feel it's unfair if I did have a woman.
- Is that so? - Don't cry. Why are you crying?
- Seriously... - I'm seriously tearing up.
- You have a special relationship, though. - What?
I don't even have a special relationship. I don't even have time.
- Who is it? - Who is it?
(Who is it?)
(The door slides open.)
It's Yu Jun-sang.
Oh dear
- Oh dear, don't do this - Oh dear, don't do this
Introduce yourselves.
Is this the school where you can keep playing without becoming tired?
I thought it was a line from a musical.
Is this the school where you can keep playing without becoming tired?
- Is this the moment? - You're cool.
- This is the moment. - Right. It's that school.
I'm from Never Get Tired High School.
(He laughs.)
(His charisma mesmerizes them.)
- His voice is awesome. - Hello.
I'm Jang Yun-jeong from Everyone is Mesmerized By My Mirth High School.
Let us dive into the...
only mirth that the nation allowed.
(They respond with great enthusiasm.)
- That's so random. Let's dive in - Let's dive in
She said it's the only mirth that the nation allowed.
It's the only one.
It's the only one allowed by the nation.
- Yun-jeong. - What?
- We wanted to meet you so badly. What took you so long? - Right.
I had no idea.
- No way. - I actually really wanted to come here.
- I couldn't come here because of someone here. - Who is it?
- Why? - It's because of Jang-hoon.
(It's because of Jang-hoon.)
- Why? - What's with you two?
It was when we were doing a show called "Fantastic Duo".
- Right. - When I was in the waiting room,
- I told Jang-hoon, "I love Ask Us Anything". You know what Jang-hoon said? - What?
- That show only allows girl groups to come out. - No way.
- That's awful. - What's wrong with you?
Jang-hoon, seriously...
- I was hurt. - Seriously...
- Did you ever say that? - I'm sorry.
You guys all know my character.
- Is she making up lies? - Right. She's telling lies.
- Oh dear... He must be a liar. - What?
What if you're a liar?
- I thought you were just rich, but you're a liar, too? - Jang Yun-jeong...
Did you hear that?
- I thought you were just rich. - You're awful.
I know why she's like this.
- Did you ever ask people, - Yes?
"Do you want to come out on Ask Us Anything"?
(He observes the person.)
(He shakes his head.)
- Are you going around doing this? - Hey.
- No. - I heard it.
- I heard people like Jun Ji-hyun... - Right.
and Ko So-young wanted to come out on Ask Us Anything.
- Right. - Everyone likes Ask Us Anything.
All married women can't come out because of him.
- My goodness... - It's true.
- What's wrong with you. - Married women won't leave you alone.
That was the day Bada was supposed to come out.
Bada came to him happily, but when she heard what he said,
"I probably can't come out either", and left.
- What is that? - There's a certified witness.
Why are you preventing celebrities who want to come out on the show?
- It's meaningless to defend myself anymore, right? - It's meaningful.
- It's meaningful? - Yes.
I was going to apologize if it was meaningless.
You should try defending yourself.
- Defend yourself. - Alright.
You shouldn't apologize to Yun-jeong.
- You should apologize to Jun-sang. - Why?
Yun-jeong isn't a girl group member, but she's still a woman.
Jun-sang isn't a girl group member nor a woman. Why is he here?
- Jun-sang and I talked in the waiting room. - There's no reason for him to be here.
If I met him before, I would have made sure he didn't come out here.
- There wasn't any time for me to meet him beforehand. - Alright.
I heard a story.
This is a fact, Su-geun.
Jun-sang always prepares very well.
When he goes out as a guest for entertainment shows,
than he watches at least 40 episodes of the show.
He analyzes meticulously.
He comes out when he's ready. He's a professional.
Can you tell us the results of the analysis?
Sure. Let me tell you.
You guys used to do the show while touring restaurants.
(This was when Ask Us Anything was in great confusion.)
(They had to guess the menu with their smell only.)
(They wanted to guess the scent of kimchi jjigae right.)
(The Giant bowed his head.)
(The great universal celebrity went on his knees, too.)
(Jang-hoon exploded with rage. Are you kidding me?)
The viewers were...
- a bit confused at that time. - Right.
You guys gradually established your place.
My child is nine years old.
- My son loves this show. - Really?
My mother is more than 70 years old.
However, she loves this show, too.
- That's great. - That means everyone loves this show.
(Jun-sang states that everyone can enjoy this show.)
When I told my mother I was coming out here,
- she was so happy. She could see me together with you all. - Oh dear...
My goodness...
These days, a lot of young girl group members...
came out on the show.
You guys called us because the elderly started to leave the show.
- Right. - Your plans are amazing.
- That's precisely right. - Your plans are amazing.
- That's precisely right. - If we focus too much on idol groups only,
- the elderly viewers won't watch. - Right.
- Only the children would watch. The elderly should watch, too. - That's true.
- You guys invited us to get the elderly viewers again. - Of course.
You would invite girl group members to get the young viewers again.
The scriptwriters have great power.
- Look closely. - The scriptwriters have great power.
- There's so many guidelines. - There's too much.
- What is it? - There's a lot of guidelines.
The production team gave us guidelines.
It's as if there's a national disaster or something.
- It's so scary. Yes. - It tells you what to do and not to do?
- Yes. - What are they? I'm curious.
- There's a few guidelines. - For instance,
I thought you guys hated getting hit with the toy hammer.
The guests hit you lightly, so I thought you guys would be serious and get angry.
- However, they said you guys love it so we should hit hard. - I never heard that.
I was just going to hit like this.
The production team said, "You can do it like that".
I was told to do a full swing.
- That's what you should do. - They wanted me to make someone faint.
I heard Jang-hoon's neck hurts right now.
They especially asked me to hit his neck.
They wanted us to hit the other way.
(They have fun reinterpreting the guidelines.)
I observed you from a while ago.
Was Jun-sang's body always that well-built?
- It's art if you watch from beside. - I can't see anything.
For the first time ever,
- I finally became 69.9kg in 20 years. - Exactly.
Hold on, Sang-min. You're very sharp.
He loosened his uniform shirt.
He is determined to show us something.
- He has something inside. - Ho-dong.
- What? - I'm 50 years old next year.
- I... - It's more surprising when someone you think...
that doesn't have it has muscles.
- What is that? - It's "Ben Hur".
I'm Ben Hur this time.
- What is that? - He wrote it and will leave it there for promotional purposes.
- Is it "Ben Hurt"? - No, it's not. It's "Ben Hur".
- I see. It's "Ben Hur". - It's a person's name.
- It's someone from the Roman times. - Is it the movie?
That's right. It's the movie where there are chariots.
- It's a musical based on that movie. - It's a musical.
When I saw the movie "Ben Hur",
- the character exposed his upper body. - Right.
- He gets sold as a slave. - That's why you worked out.
(She screams.)
- He's a slave with muscles. - It's the movie "300".
- It's Spartacus. - It's like "Gladiator".
- It's Maximus. - What is it?
- I'm Ben Hur. I get sold as a slave and have to strip my clothes. - If that's so...
- That's right. - It's important for the audience to see...
whether I have a six-pack or not.
- I see. - You should show it to us in advance. That way, we'll go see the musical.
- Right. - I can't show it to you guys right now.
- Is it written in Korean? - I'm embarrassed.
That's not right.
- No. - Try feeling his abs.
- Let me feel it. - What is it?
- What is it? - You should show us.
- It's amazing. - Show it to us.
- Show it to us. - It's amazing.
- Alright. - Jun-sang.
(Her mouth opens in wonder.)
- Jun-sang. - This is amazing.
- We'll go watch the musical if you show us. - Jun-sang.
- Jun-sang. - It's not a human's body.
We won't erase that. Show it to us.
- A man with a family shouldn't expose his body carelessly. - Right.
- In addition... - You expose your body carelessly.
- You expose your body the most. - You do waves, too.
Su-geun, you really did that?
Your mother is watching.
- Of course. - You should do it.
- Your mother would be proud. - Look at this, Mom.
(That's it.)
- What is that? - Strip it all.
Jun-sang, strip it like this.
- I'm shy. - Su-geun, show him how it's done.
- Seriously... - Show him.
- Jun-sang. - Look at this.
- Show it to us. - My eyes are very happy.
- What is this? - Show it to us.
Do it like this.
- You don't do it like this on entertainment shows. - This is meaningless.
- Look at this, Jun-sang. - Jun-sang, this is how it's done.
- This is how you should strip. - Alright, look.
- On the count of 1, 2, and 3... - 1, 2, 3...
Alright. This is how you strip.
(The experienced entertainment trainer exposes his abs.)
Do it together beside him.
- Let's go. - Okay?
- Hold on. What's wrong with this? - One...
- On the count of 1, 2, and 3... - 1, 2, 3...
(He has awesome six packs.)
- The two are quite the same. - This is hilarious.
- That was a good show. - Why did you do this to me?
You earned nothing.
My goodness...
We saw Yun-sang's abs. Yun-jeong...
You want me to expose my belly, too?
Do you think I covered my belly all this time to expose it on Ask Us Anything?
Seriously...
- Is Ask Us Anything the last stop for my body? - She's good.
- It must be a very amazing piece of work. - Seriously...
- It must be awesome. - It's amazing.
You must sing, too.
Of course. It's a musical.
- Of course. - You should let us listen to some of the songs there.
- That way, we'll go and watch. - Right.
Just let us listen to a small part.
Now I will
Bring judgment
- For your sins - Hold on.
- It's not that voice. - Excuse me?
Look over there. Why are you looking at me?
- Jang-hoon. - You should look over there while singing.
- Jang-hoon. - Why do you watch me? None of that will come out on the show, then.
- It's like a comeback. - Let's go.
He's getting into his emotions.
Now I will
Bring judgment
For your sins
- Doesn't it sound weird? - Hold on.
- You should lower the key. - Jun-sang.
Alright. Let's do the entrance evaluation.
Her name is Jang Yun-jeong.
Her nickname is this. We can all identify with this.
It's Queen of Tollgate.
I heard High Pass was made because of Jang Yun-jeong.
Why is that so? Is it because you want to pass quickly?
No. It's because there seems to be not a single tollgate I never passed through.
The whole nation is basically Yun-jeong's stage.
It's my workplace.
She probably went everywhere.
It's strange when I see a stage I never performed on.
- I think, "There's a stage, but"... - Where did you not go to?
- It's Ulleungdo and Dokdo. - Seriously?
- You didn't perform in Ulleungdo? - No.
- It's because I can never know for sure if there's a ship back. - Ulleungdo...
There's no promise I can leave Ulleungdo.
I have a schedule the next day, so I can't go there.
- It's almost the autumn event season. - Of course.
- It's amazing. - I'm really busy when gizzards sell well.
- Right. - That's right.
What song do you sing for the opening when you go to a gizzard event?
Do you take a bite of a gizzard and sing?
- Oh dear - It's been a while since I sang "Oh dear".
Really?
- I sing "Flower", - I love "Flower".
- "Invocation", - "Invocation".
"Your Side",
"Dear Love", and "Jjanjjara".
- "First Marriage" is awesome. - "Invocation".
The audience loves "Invocation".
- "First Marriage". - It's not "First Marriage".
- It's not "First Marriage". - No.
What? Why are you agitated? Hold on.
- It's "First Marriage". - It's "Invocation".
- Right. - It means you invoke spirits.
- That's right. - It means you invoke spirits.
- That's right. - That's what it means.
- We know, too. - It's not "First Marriage", as in "Remarriage".
- Right. - We never said that.
The way you said it was weird.
- I love "Invocation", right, Ho-dong? - Right.
Anyway, your first marriage in this life is over, right?
What?
You should say something and participate.
- Are you going to do this? - Those two are hilarious.
Are you going to do this?
If you guys can enjoy this like a dinner show,
- I may sing an old song. - That's great.
- That's awesome. - Yun-jeong, don't worry about our response.
- Right. - We're all on your side.
- It's the best dinner show. - I'm on your side, too.
First of all, let me start with this.
- Start. - What's that song again?
("I Had No Idea" was sung by Choi Byung-geol in 1978.)
(This is great.)
(They move to the beat.)
Jun-sang, let's have fun together.
(Jun-sang, let's have fun together.)
(The members are moving to the beat.)
(The son and father rekindle love for family.)
(The elderly are full of mirth.)
Shall we sing together? 1, 2, 3, and 4.
It's awesome.
One, 2, and 3.
Let's go.
(They sing together.)
(Ha Chun-hwa makes a surprise visit.)
Thank you.
- That was great. - It's so exciting.
- This is awesome. - It's great.
The song's amazing.
- She sings very well. - I feel like I'm in my hometown.
- That's right. - Yes.
Next up is Jun-sang.
The name is Yu Jun-sang.
He's from Never Get Tired High School.
- We shouldn't be discouraged. - We shouldn't lose.
We should make him beg on his knees and say, "Let me go home".
We would make him so tired.
His strength is that he doesn't get tired, as mentioned earlier.
Is this alright?
- His other strength is wrestling. - What?
It's wrestling, but it's hand wrestling.
- He's good at that. - I stand like this.
- You stand and do it until the other falls. - One person pushes.
- Is it where you put your feet together? - There's a record.
- Listen well. - There's a record. We were going to disregard it,
but he won Kim Jong-kook.
You won Kim Jong-kook?
When I went on "Running Man",
I proposed a hand wrestling match with Kim Jong-kook.
I won him.
You won him with wisdom.
You have to take your shirt off when you wrestle.
You know, right? There's no other way. What are you guys doing?
- You have to take it off. - It's true.
- No, it's not like that. - He hates it.
- You have to take it all off. - Is it just me?
- Hold on. - Wait.
What are you doing? Take your shirt off.
(He takes Su-geun's clothes off.)
Take your shirt off.
- Su-geun. - Come on.
Take your shirt off.
- It's wrestling. - Roll your pants up.
Come on.
Su-geun's body looks hilarious.
Why does his body look so funny?
My belly is round. My belly is pushed in.
- My belly is round. - My belly is round.
That's awesome.
Alright. Let's try it, Su-geun.
- Tell your friends what it's like. - Finish it off at your end.
- Alright. - Yes.
- I didn't even work out. - Try it.
- Try it. - Start.
- Start. - Hold on.
- It's over. - Hold on. My fingers are gone.
- It's over. - You can't start. I wasn't even ready.
- Do it again. - Su-geun is strong.
Su-geun is out.
- It's the strongest player. - It's the strongest player.
- Stand straight. - Stand straight.
This is very cool.
This is the last gladiator from "Ben Hur".
- It's Maximus. - No.
- He can't win Ho-dong. - It's Russell Crowe.
Hey, Maximus.
He can't win Ho-dong.
- He's the best warrior, the gladiator. - DFDB.
He's the Mongolian warrior who came to Rome.
It's Russell Crowe, Maximus.
Let's go.
Introduce myself.
(He's determined to fight.)
- I introduced you so many times. - Maximus...
Didn't you do it?
- Introduce me as Ben Hur. - He's the greatest warrior in Rome.
The general goes against another general.
He's confident in hand wrestling. He's the greatest warrior in Rome. It's Ben Hur.
Enter while riding a horse. We'll give you computer graphics.
He's the Mongolian warrior.
- Am I the only on a horse? - Yes.
Come in as if you're flowing in.
It's Ben Hur.
(He is roaring.)
- I'm whipping. - You have to get whipped.
- Right. - He grabbed it.
(He grabs it.)
You have to pull. Both of you should pull.
(He rips the whip.)
(He's a strong fighter.)
Did you eat the whip, too?
He thought it was edible?
We caught a warrior from Mongolia.
(He makes sizzling noises.)
- What is it? - It's Anaksunamun.
It's that.
What is he doing?
(The narratives get mixed up. He enters a new world.)
- What is he doing? - He entered reality from another world.
What is this?
That's right.
- Right. - He's going to do this for 30 more minutes.
DFDB.
He's going to do this for 30 more minutes.
- Relax. - Ho-dong.
- You can go slowly. - He's going to start after five minutes at least.
- It will take a few minutes at least. - It will take five minutes at least.
- Why is he doing that? - There's no reason.
It's just performance.
There's no reason.
It's dangerous.
You're one year older. You're better.
Ho-dong really lost this time, right?
- He wants you to kick this high. - He can't.
His flexibility...
He is super flexible.
- He's flexible. - Even he himself is surprised.
Even he is surprised.
He kicked that high so easily.
He's surprised because your foot touched his hand.
This took 10 extra minutes of filming time.
Don't be nervous. We are just getting started.
- We didn't start yet? - We didn't.
- I thought we did. - He'll keep going.
He's going to hold it and let it go and hold it and let it go.
He's going to come here and...
(He even predicts the routes of Ho-dong.)
(How embarrassing)
Jang-hoon, you are....
(In 91 episodes of "Ask Us Anything", Ho-dong's patterns are revealed.)
- See? He goes out and comes back in. - He's this fast?
See? He's going out.
- He went out? - He's just warming up.
- He's just warming up. - This will go on for 20 minutes.
THis is... Oh he's back.
No one reacts to this.
Everyone has gotten tired of it.
(He's done warming up.)
- I worked out too much. - Yes, you did.
- Listen to us. - Ho-dong is so popular.
Moms of the daycare center where my son goes love him so much.
When I told them I'm going to be on the show, they went crazy.
Stop saying that. He's going to go on for 10 more minutes then.
Stop motivating him.
Ready?
Set,
go!
(Ho-dong versus Jun-sang)
(Fight)
(They are neck-and-neck from the beginning.)
The last one is no joke.
(It's very hard to tell who'll win.)
You can't let go of the hand.
(Screaming)
(Oh)
This is a close match.
(Wobbling)
(Doing his best)
What is this?
(Screaming)
We won.
It was for real.
That was amazing.
(The musical "Ben-Hur" won.)
("Ask Us Anything")
We're going to really get started.
- You are not already tired, are you? - Of course not.
- That's ridiculous. - I've watched the show,
- and you were very good at guessing. - We're no joke.
- We get all the answers. - I'm going to put on a poker face.
So it's going to be a little difficult for you.
If you get the answers though, I'll really acknowledge you.
- Acknowledge us? - What do you mean?
- What is that? - What good does it do?
We always get the answers at the end anyway.
Okay. Try it then. I'll really acknowledge you.
We have our traditional present for the winner. It's a kiss on the cheek.
- A kiss on the cheek? - Yes, I'm serious.
Yun-jeong brought us a present.
She says she'll give us the money she gets from working this week.
- She should do that much at least. - That'll be around 150,000 dollars.
Wow.
Here goes the question. My acting coach told me something before.
What he told me changed my life.
- I know the answer. - What did he say to me?
"just quit."
Quit?
I can't speak up, because he's so scary.
(Here comes Thor.)
It's cotton hammer.
(It's cotton hammer.)
(Surprised)
We didn't even hear a sound this time.
Is it okay if I hit like this?
- Will you be okay? - Your acting coach...
- This coach fostered many actors. - Wait a minute.
- Are you from Dongguk University? - Yes.
- Department of Theater and Movies? - Yes.
He coached Choi Min-sik, Han Suk-kyu,
Park Shin-yang,
Kim Hye-soo, Chae Shi-Ra, Go Hyun-Jung, and others.
- The list goes on. - Right.
He said, "Just punch me instead."
"I'd rather get hit then to scold you."
- Thor is scary. - You are really going to get hit.
- He's not going to spank you. - Are you trying to be spanked?
Spank him with that instead.
(Nervous)
(Thunder)
(He is feeling dizzy.)
Look at your hair.
Did he say "Get yourselves together"?
"How are you going to become an actor with that?"
Young-chul got very close to the answer.
- What did you say? - It's a secret.
I'm not going to tell you.
You are an idiot.
(Whatever)
He said, "Jung-sang, blah blah blah."
I know the answer.
"Jun-sang, are you insane?"
You said it's "blah blah blah."
Is it "You want to die"?
(Avoiding)
Don't come close.
(Thunder is back.)
At this rate, I'm going to...
It was "Jun-sang, blah blah blah"?
"Jun-sang, I've given you so many awards."
"But is that all you can do? As a professor, I'm disappointed."
"I've even given you scholarship."
- What do I do if it wasn't even funny? - They laughed a lot.
- They did? - It was funny.
- He's good at letting it go. - Right?
It's "Jun-sang, blah blah blah."
"Jun-sang, you should debut."
- It's not. - I don't think that's it.
What did he say?
Young-chul is going to get hit.
I'll take off my glasses for you.
(Thud)
- I can't... - Young-chul.
Young-chul, you look like a member of H.O.T.
- You look like H.O.T. - You look like Moon Hee-jun.
He's like Moon Hee-jun.
- He looks handsome. - Is it okay to hit like this?
How can my hair become like this?
You look handsome like that.
But the answer lies in what Young-chul said before.
- That's what I don't remember. - What did you say?
- I'm not going to tell you. - Just tell us, it's not a big deal.
- Then you should be the only one talking. - I also forgot after getting hit.
"Jun-sang, are you satisfied?"
That could be the answer.
(Getting up)
(The trot queen is afraid of Thor.)
Wait. Could it be?
It's not it?
I know the answer.
"Jun-sang, are you tired?"
- "Are you tired?" - Is it?
Kyung-hoon, are you tired?
He said, "If you are like this, blah blah blah."
"Jun-sang, how are you going to make it like this?"
This one was too easy.
That's correct.
Why do you keep doing that whenever you get the answer?
(Feeling awkward)
He said, "are you going to make it like this?"
Did he say that after he saw your performance even after you became famous?
Even if it were today, he'll say "Jun-sang, are you going to make it like this?"
- He's pushing us to go further for better performance. - He's a teacher for life.
But the sad thing is,
I consider him as like my father, but he's hospitalized now.
So he doesn't even recognize me.
I said, "How are you going to make it if you are lying here like this?"
I told him, "You can't be like this. Let's get up. Look at me."
But he can't get up, and that makes me very sad.
- What's his name? - He's Dr. Ahn Min-soo.
He's an amazing teacher.
Did someone also say something to you that changed your life?
When I was a trainee,
I didn't talk much and I was kind of awkward.
At that time, my manager asked me, "why are you like an idiot?"
And after hearing that, I thought to myself that I shouldn't live like an idiot.
But why are you still living like an idiot?
Why haven't you changed then?
What are you talking about?
there's also something that changed Ho-dong's life too.
"Don't go overboard, you brat."
Yi Man-gi told him that.
I haven't gone overboard since then.
He got rid of his violent temper after that.
He's changed into a cutie pie since then.
(He earned his cuteness after giving up his violence.)
I'll ask the next question.
My manager has done something for me,
and it's something that will blow your mind when you hear it. What is it?
It's obvious from your character.
The manager would be like "You came."
"I'm so sorry."
"Please spare my life."
I know the answer. Jun-sang's manager..
robbed Jun-sang's house.
Why?
Because you said this to your manager.
"I'm so rich."
So the manager robbed Jun-sang's house.
- Kyung-hoon, I'm very nice to my manager. - Is that so?
Then you should be nice to us too.
He's touched by that.
Your managers probably...
- wouldn't have been able to do this to you. - Why?
I know the answer. Your manager...
(Kyung-hoon gets a second try.)
went with you when you were getting circumcised.
That's really...
I wondered whether I should say this or not too.
you should've wondered that if the manger did it for him instead.
Jun-sang keeps...
"I've done it for three people when I was in the army."
"I'll do it for you. I mean you are old too."
There was an accident.
You were hospitalized, and you weren't able to really move.
You couldn't even go to the bathroom on your own.
You couldn't do it on your own, but your manager...
helped you out and cleaned up afterward for you.
Jang-hoon...
That's not the answer, but you were very close.
Can you please elaborate?
You broke your leg while performing.
Your manager didn't like himself walking so normally when you are like that.
So your manager broke his leg as well and limped with you.
(His manager also wore a cast for Jun-sang.)
"You and I are one."
Your manager broke his left leg, and the two of you...
limped and practiced walking like this together.
- Is it like a three-legged race? - Yes.
"I'll go with you forever."
Your manager cleaned you up.
Your managed washed your body for you.
That wasn't the answer?
He couldn't use his arms,
so he when he would do number 2 in the bathroom,
he couldn't wipe on his own.
His manager...
wiped his butt for him.
After doing that, he even had water in his mouth and became a bidet.
Stop it.
(That's disgusting.)
You told him you can't live without a bidet.
And he even dried with his breath.
I think my kids will love hearing these.
(These jokes are for elementary school kids.)
Guess how I was at that time.
You couldn't move.
- And? - You were sick.
- Answer! - I know.
You couldn't move.
You had to pee but couldn't hold it in.
- So you urinated on yourself. - That's right.
You peed in your pants, so your manager changed you and cleaned you up.
Your manager wore your wet pants and gave you his.
That's not it.
- You always hit me. - He's wrong.
- It's not it? - No.
Everyone is focusing on urinating.
- Is it about relieving yourself? - Yes.
Your manager...
turned you around and helped you pee...
- inside a bottle. - No, that's wrong.
- You're close. - I know the answer!
He did place the bottle. Tell me what happened after.
I know!
You were in pain, so you couldn't pee.
You couldn't pee, so he sat there holding the bottle like this...
and waited for a very long time.
Correct!
It took a long time.
(A boasting ceremony)
- He's good. - Jang-hoon does do a good job of answering questions.
- It's hard to pee in unusual situations. - If it's sudden.
I'll tell you what exactly happened.
He was holding the bottle like this,
but I ended up falling asleep.
- I see! I thought he woke you up. - That's why...
he was really hesitant about it.
He didn't know if he should wait or not.
He waited in this state for 15 minutes.
He's very kind. We'd never do that.
- He's really kind. - After I got into a car accident,
and I had injured my hands and couldn't take off my clothes.
But after a few days in the hospital, I had to clean myself.
My manager not only washed my hair but everywhere else.
He quit, didn't he?
- You should have been nicer to him. - You should have treated him better.
- Good grief. - That's rough.
Of all the jobs I've seen, the most extreme one...
- is being Hee-chul's stylist. - That's true.
In the waiting room,
even when Hee-chul berates her, she's happy when she eats.
(It turns out the target was Hee-chul's stylist?)
She really enjoyed her lunch.
- She's very steadfast. - Getting berated makes food taste even better.
She eats really deliciously.
I'll give you an example. One time, she brought the wrong shoes.
I said, "Why did you bring the wrong shoes?" while she was eating.
"Really? What do we do? Where are your shoes?"
"Wait here! Where are the shoes?"
She has a very good appetite.
It's her over there! The cute one.
- She has a very good appetite. - Really?
- I'm nice to you, right? - She looks kind.
See, she's clapping. Clap a little louder now!
(Clap, clap, clap)
On her mother's birthday,
I heard she likes to drink, so I gave her a bottle of Dom Pérignon.
I heard she really likes soju,
but you gave her champagne instead?
I heard she really hated it.
I'm sure she fainted from the sound of the cork popping on that Dom Pérignon.
You should get her what she likes.
My manager has been with me for over 10 years.
My manager used to be my backup dancer.
He's the same age as me.
Because he's old for a dancer,
he got sick a lot and had a hard time.
He couldn't do a head-spin.
Why did he have to do a head-spin for your songs?
I had dance songs in my concerts too!
Wait!
(By then, I'll turn away before you can see me.)
Look at him!
(Here's the dance routine.)
(Yun-jeong's former back-dancer and current manager)
I couldn't see his face when he did head-spins because he was so fast.
From a certain point, I could see his face.
I kept meeting eyes with him while he was doing a head-spin.
(Unintended eye contact)
When he was finished,
centrifugal force would force...
the blood to the end of his hands. His fingers were about to burst.
He'd get bruises because he couldn't control it.
I felt so bad and told him,
"You should stop dancing and just be my manager."
- He knows me better than anyone. - Being a manager is really hard.
- We'd commute together... - Is he still your manager?
- Yes. - He drives?
- He's also my driver. - He must be a great driver by now.
Of course! Not only that,
there are times when my back-dancers can't make it.
- He goes up himself? - He'd drive the van and stop it.
(He gets changed and turns into a backup dancer.)
That's pretty good.
- Jun-sang helped us open up a well of stories. - That's right.
We got to take a moment to appreciate our managers.
- It's very touching. - He's right. Thank you, all our managers!
Here's the next question. It's the last one.
- Next! - I once asked a doctor a very baffling question.
It made the doctor laugh. What was my question?
What was the specialization?
It was about my face.
- Dermatologist? - Optometrist?
- It was at an optometrist. - Okay.
Answer!
"Do you have good vision, Doctor?"
- Wrong. - "Do eyes really pop out?"
(Jun-sang finds it funny.)
Think of it in terms of the work I do.
He's an actor...
Tears!
- That's right! - Tears!
"What can I do to cry easily?"
"Do you sell tears here?"
Come on! That's ridiculous.
It's not like you have any better ideas!
Honestly, it's not like any of you here said anything funny.
- I got two answers. - Except for you. They didn't get any right.
"What's the best way to poke my eyes to make myself tear up faster?"
- Wrong. - Really?
- "What's the largest amount of tear a person can shed in a day?" - Wrong.
It's a very creative answer.
Answer! "What can I do to make myself cry tears of blood?"
(Jun-sang really likes this answer.)
- Wow! - That's pretty good.
- "How can I cry tears of blood?" - That's ingenious.
- It's creative. - "Doctor!"
"Do tears dry up with age?"
"Do you have more tears if you hold in urine?"
I cried so much in every performance.
- Because you're only allotted a certain amount of tears in life, - Answer!
you asked, "Will I have fewer tears later in life if I use up all my tears now?"
I don't think that would make the doctor laugh.
- "Doctor! If I cry a lot today, will I not be able to cry tomorrow?" - That's it.
"If I cry a lot in the morning, will I not be able to cry in the afternoon?"
Jang-hoon is correct!
- What did he say? - What was his answer?
- You're really good at getting the answer. - What did he say?
"I'm worried about all the tears I'm shedding. Will I have tears left to shed?"
What did the doctor say?
"You will shed more tears."
That's even more funny.
The doctor's answer is really funny.
He seriously said, "Yes, you will shed more tears."
- Do you cry often? - I tend to cry often.
"Ben Hur" is also a performance where I cry a lot.
I was crying so much throughout rehearsals...
- that I couldn't sing. - Really?
- You were sobbing. - Right.
I had to sing, "Please tell me now."
But I was sobbing like this.
- You couldn't sing because of the tears? - Yes.
- But it's only a song. - You shouldn't let it affect your acting.
- That's not it. - It's not professional.
I'm talking about rehearsals.
You should rehearse like it's the real thing.
A day or two later, I could sing even while singing.
I was able to train myself.
No matter how much I cry, I can still sing during performances.
I can sing even while sobbing, but I always get this thought.
If only I could cry like this when shooting dramas or movies,
how great would that be? In dramas, I only cry drops of tears.
Why is it different for musicals?
Musicals allow you to build up your emotions.
When you get to the scene, all the emotions just burst open.
- However, dramas and movies are shot in that moment. - They're always cut.
- Musicals are performed from start to finish in one go. - Right.
- There are no interruptions. - That's right.
That's why I added this song in my album called,
"The Confession of a Tearful Actor Who Cried Too Often During Performances..."
"And Is Now Worried He Has No Tears Left to Cry"
- I composed it into a song of 39 letters. - Really?
- I was that worried. - I see a lot of that.
There are a lot of songs with strange titles.
I wrote the song, "I'm Hungry" because I was hungry.
There's also the song about the horse in Jeju.
The one about two horses.
- "There were two horses on Jeju Island." - What if there were three horses?
If I was inspired by three horses,
- I would call it, "Three Horses." - The songs wouldn't be mainstream.
- No. - Do you also preform the songs?
Of course. I have concerts.
Yun-jeong, wasn't there a time you burst out crying on stage...
- and couldn't sing? - That happened a lot.
I cry a lot when I sang "Invocation".
- Before, on the show "Love Request", - I know that show.
it was really sad, but I had to sing "Invocation".
The lyrics would say, "someone you can't have in a lifetime."
I was so sorry to the person as I was singing the song.
I felt bad for having no choice but to sing this song.
Yun-jeong, what you did was a lot better than me.
- Really? I cried a lot. - I cried with everyone and said,
"Let's hear a song by Roo'ra."
"With a very big heart!"
It was so hard!
The stories were so sad that I was crying my eyes out on "Love Request".
Don't you want to just cry your eyes out sometimes?
- When you want to cry you have to pour your heart out. - That's true.
- I agree. - A good cry will make you feel a lot better.
- That's true. - When I was a professional ssireum wrestler,
everyone was at least 130kg to 150kg.
We'd sit around and watch "3000 Leagues in Search of Mother".
We'd all cry while watching that show together!
They had just parted, but we knew she was right there.
They always miss each other.
- When he goes this way, she goes that way. - Right!
Have you ever seen a group of ssireum wrestlers cry?
- "Across the distant oceans..." - That song is a tearjerker!
- It's insane. - "Over the mountains and the seas..."
The movie "The Most Beautiful Goodbye" is what does it for me.
- Who's in it? - It stars Bae Jong-ok.
I'm in that movie too.
Really?
(Shame)
It was so sad!
You don't have to hit me.
(Let me off easy this once.)
It was so sad that all I did was cry while watching the movie.
- It's a really sad movie. - That's funny.
What's that movie with Ryu Seung-ryong and the kid?
It's "Miracle in Cell No.7".
I went to see that movie with a friend.
He told me that it's the second time watching this movie.
He told me to take a box of tissues with me for the movie.
And I told him, "Who cries over something like this?"
- I went in and I was like this. - The last scene was so...
After watching that...
(Mmm...)
(The giant's tears were about to overflow.)
I used this much of tissues.
Later,
I just couldn't hold it, so I kept crying like this.
When the movie was over, my friend made fun of me so much.
It is indeed a sad movie.
I just couldn't help it with this movie.
I tried to hold in my tears, but I just couldn't.
("Ask Us Anything")
- Guess about me now. - We are very curious.
When I was in high school,
we went to an amusement for a field trip.
Then I experienced something absurd. What happened?
When you were a high school student,
- was the park called "Nature Farm"? - Yes.
- That was the amusement park's original name... - before it became Everland?
- You cut in, and then you got hit by many people. - When I was in high school,
it was called "Nature Farm" too, and crazy things happened.
I also went there for a field trip when I was in middle school.
- To "Nature Farm"? - Yes, I went there in middle school.
It was "Nature Farm" when I was in high school too.
- All the students from the countryside went there. - Why does that matter?
Kyung-hoon just gave a really funny answer.
I ate something there and rode the pirate ship ride for the first time in my life.
So I rode it without knowing anything, and then the coins from my pockets fell.
I screamed "Please stop. I want to get off."
"Please stop."
It was the first time for me to experience something like that.
I was saying "Please stop."
Wasn't that when you weighed around 120kg?
I weighed more than that.
So I had a lot of energy.
The safety bar was bent.
Because you were so strong back then.
Did I tell you about the time I went to an amusement park in the U.S.?
I went to an amusement park in the U.S. for the first time.
There was a roller coaster you ride in while standing.
- Really? - Yes. So I got in, and I was standing.
You needed to adjust it to your height, so you can go like this and adjust.
I was having a lot of fun with this.
And I don't know what the announcement is saying, because it's in English.
The safety bar got stuck in this position.
And I kept screaming, "I'm locked in like this." But they couldn't hear me.
Everyone was standing up comfortably like this,
- but I had to be like this. - In that position?
You had to adjust it to your height.
You had to adjust it to your height. It was informed in English that it'd be locked.
- His life is pitiful. - I thought I was going to die. It was so hard.
Yun-jeong, does it have something to do with an amusement ride?
So something absurd happened to you when you were at the amusement park.
- Since you were in high school... - Yes?
- You probably looked mature for that age. - That's true.
Someone said, "Teacher, come here. Bring your students here."
I was wearing school uniform.
"Why is that teacher wearing school uniform? She's ridiculous."
- What are in amusement parks, besides rides? - Animals.
Exactly. That's where you should be headed for the answer.
You were looking at animals there,
and a monkey saw your face and started laughing.
(Look at your face, Haha.)
The monkey was laughing like this.
You went up to an animal,
and you were saying "How cute", but then you got bitten.
- And you were injured. - Incorrect.
Jang-hoon, you are really...
I guess you got close to the answer.
I like the way you approach the answer.
I was so surprised.
I know the answer. When we go to amusement parks,
- there's a safari. - Yes.
While you were in the middle, you really wanted to go to the bathroom.
- So you got off. - So while you were doing your business, the car left.
So you were chasing after the car, saying "Hey!".
Then there was a lion rushing toward you behind.
So you fought with the lion.
So that's what happened.
How can I get off the car while in the safari area? That'd be a disaster.
That will really cause a disaster.
There was a monkey,
and you tried to give some food to the monkey.
Then the monkey slapped you.
- It was shocking. - The monkey got mad at you and slapped you.
The monkey slapped you. I can see your faces.
You are close. You are almost there.
I know the answer.
There was a hippo. It ate you and spat you out.
- What did you say? - Kyung-hoon...
- He said the hippo swallowed her. - Wasn't that too much?
- Let's just let it go. - We've been saying he's good, and this happens.
You see those scenes in animations.
The hippo was like this.
It's like a Disney animation.
It threw you up.
- You are almost there. - The monkey hit on you.
- The monkey hit on you. - No. Listen.
Listen. Now Jang-hoon...
The monkey just came up to you,
and the monkey proposed to you.
(It's a forbidden love for a monkey.)
Oh my goodness. I told you that Jang-hoon is so close to the answer.
- The end is correct. - That you got slapped by a monkey?
I got hit by a monkey.
- I know the answer. - It was expressing the love for you.
There was a captain monkey.
He had all the other monkeys gathered, and he was hitting them.
Then you came over and lined up with them by mistake.
So you got hit with other monkeys.
(Su-geun, we praise your creativity.)
- I know the answer. - You got in the wrong line.
- I know the answer. - You lined up with the monkeys.
That's not it.
But I did deserve to get hit.
You deserved to get hit by a monkey?
You played with a banana.
You peeled off a banana like this.
- Then you ate the banana. - I know the answer.
You only gave the banana skin to the monkey.
But if the monkey gets the skin...
and gets angry right away, then Yun-jeong could run away.
So the monkey acted like it likes the banana at first and then slapped her.
I'm 100 percent sure that's what happened.
That's possible.
- I know the answer. - Monkeys are smart.
- Yes, monkeys are smart. - That's not the answer, right?
Kyung-hoon, you are the monkey.
(Yun-jeong was patting the monkey's head, because the monkey is so cute?)
Don't touch the monkey yet.
You tried to touch the monkey's head, and then you got hit.
Correct.
Seriously.
He's so good at getting the answers.
I didn't pat on its head. Let me tell you exactly what happened.
You know how you can get food for the monkeys with some coins?
I got it,
and I tried to give them to the monkey.
The monkey's hand was so cute, like a baby's hand.
So I wanted to hold the monkey's hand with my hand.
So I reached for the monkey's hand.
I realized that you should never try to touch animals.
So I tried to do that, and the monkey was freaked out.
- Right? - So the monkey held my wrist and...
slapped my face like this.
- "How dare you. I have a girlfriend." - Seriously.
I got slapped like this.
I was so surprised that I threw all the food in the air.
And then the monkey got super mad.
After hitting me, it got so angry.
It was crying like this.
And then all the monkeys there started to go like this.
It was taken care of because of the zookeeper came.
- I was super scared. - It must've been scary.
Do not ever touch an animal.
Do you know how scary it is when monkeys scream at the same time?
Just think about the probability.
How often do you get beat up by a monkey?
This isn't so common.
I've actually raised a monkey before.
- I raised a monkey called Chichi in "Born to Kill". - How?
I heard monkeys are super smart. Did the monkey listen to you well?
It was amazing. When my girlfriend came over,
the monkey pooped and...
threw the poop to the girlfriend.
- The monkey is being on purpose. They are super smart. - That's right.
- That's cute. - Did you raise a female monkey?
- Was it female? - She's being jealous
- Yes, she was being jealous. - So it poops?
She kept pooping and throwing the poop.
(Infinite refill)
Is she a vending machine or something?
- The poop is round? - Yes.
- And she kept on pooping like a vending machine? - Yes, and she kept throwing.
That's amazing.
Then how does your girlfriend react?
Does she also throw?
Monkeys are more amazing then humans,
- because we can't poop whenever we want. - Animals...
- poop when they get upset. - They do that when they're upset.
- They do that when they're upset. Like this. - Yes.
Let me move on to the next question.
You all know who my husband is, right? He's Do Kyung-wan, an announcer.
After we got married,
there was a time when I...
cried the most in my life, all because of my husband.
- What happened? - I know the answer.
To your husband,
- you gave rice... - I think it's something touching.
to your husband,
then he got the rice from you, and you thought that was so beautiful.
So you tried to hold his hand. Then he got surprised and slapped you,
and started to scream like this.
It wasn't like that. It was like this.
You were newlyweds.
You were hugging and sharing a blanket.
Then your husband farted, and the smell...
was just something you've never smelled in your life.
- Then you need to push down the blanket. - And then...
- You need to block the air... - with the blanket.
So you...
It's called poop fart, right?
(She cried so much over a stinky fart?)
- Incorrect. - You cried over that?
You went somewhere to see him, but it wasn't planned with him.
You went to his company to see him.
- As a surprise? - Yes.
He was in the hallway. Then you saw him...
getting extremely scolded by his senior.
- Scolded? - Scolded.
And you saw him acting so pitifully to his senior.
You saw him acting like that directly.
- So you saw that... - Incorrect.
- She doesn't go to his company so often. - I did experience something similar.
I went to my his company to give rice cakes to commemorate my baby's special day.
So I went to his company with him.
He's this big. He was walking like this with the rice cakes.
THen as soon as the company door opened,
he became like a blanched squid, slouched like this.
- Blanched squid? - Squid that's blanched in water for a bit?
You know how squids become when they are blanched.
So he was walking like this.
- He became this tall. - It's because he has small eyes.
He was nervous, because it's his company.
So I realized that people who work at companies go through such difficulties.
- Is it because there are many seniors? - There are a lot of them.
- So he had to look more humble. - Yes, so it was a little...
I bet you cried at home.
- What? - It's something that happened at home.
You were watching "Life Info Show" that he does, and it wasn't lively at all.
You cried because it was so depressing.
(How ridiculous.)
What I did was...
My goodness.
- I'm sorry. - I'll give you a hint.
I cried when I was newly married.
Did it happen during a surprise event when you were recently married?
Your husband wanted to surprise you and had laid out...
a lineup of candles in the hallway.
But you came home drunk after a company dinner and stepped on all the candles.
You cried because they were so hot.
You burned the soles of your feet.
You cried from pain.
No.
- However! - Did you do something you didn't want him to see?
Yes! That's right. That's how you should approach it.
Someone said something very close when I first asked the question.
- Did you fart? - We don't listen to other people.
Farting isn't something to cry over.
- Who would cry over farting? - It's possible if the smell is too bad.
- She could have been so upset that she cried. - I know!
- You were newly weds. - When you're first married,
it could be very upsetting.
Yun-jeong...
- farted by mistake. - Okay.
However, your husband...
didn't know it was you and said,
"Yun-jeong, it smells like a sewer in here."
Is he from Gyeongsang Province?
I think it was something else.
She was in the middle of something...
and farted, but it was a sound she had never heard before.
"Bang!"
They were driving in the car, and Yun-jeong let out a big one.
Her husband could have just laughed it off but asked,
"Did you eat poo?"
No, it's the exact opposite.
Don't say that!
- How could he say such a thing? - Yun-jeong and her husband...
were having dinner with some friends,
but Yun-jeong let out a big fart.
- While with my husband's friends? - Yes.
Then, your husband said,
- "That was me." - All of a sudden?
- That's not it. - His friends said, "We know."
Hang on.
- There was a fart. - What did I tell you?
- I want you to explain what happened. - Answer.
- You guys weren't at the point where you were farting comfortably. - Okay.
You weren't farting in front of each other, but your husband...
did something that made you laugh really hard.
You were laughing really hard,
and ended up farting.
You were so upset over being the first to fart and starting crying your eyes out.
You're almost there.
I know!
He was waiting in the closet with a present to surprise you,
but thinking no one was home, Yun-jeong walked in...
farting like this.
Oh my gosh!
- He couldn't move. - Please!
Please tell me it's not true!
- Is he right? - No.
- I'm so relieved. - What a relief.
- Imagine if that was true! - I know!
- Answer! - Answer!
You were watching television.
If it were true, Kyung-wan would have been stuck in the closet.
- He would have stayed there all night. - You were watching television.
You were watching television,
and he poked you on the side.
You were so surprised and farted before you knew it.
- "Oh my!" - You're 99 percent there.
He hugged you so hard that your rib cage was about to burst.
- He hugged you so tight... - You're almost there!
From the pressure, you let out a fart.
A lot of men bite women's toes, right?
He bit your toes and you farted.
- I was standing. - Your shoulder!
That's right!
- The shoulder? - He bit her shoulder.
Fart, fart, fart!
- Don't make me fart, fart, fart! - She farted when he bit her shoulder.
This is so hard. Let me explain.
My husband was on his way home...
from work, and since we were newly weds,
I went to greet him at the door.
I greeted him like this, but because he's much taller,
he hugged me and bit me on my shoulder.
- It was so painful. - It startled you.
- What happens when you get bit on the shoulder? - You go, "Ah!"
I went, "Ah!" In this position, I just...
farted like this.
When I shouted "Ah!", I farted on the other end.
That's what happened.
After being bitten right here,
I was in so much pain and shock...
that I tensed up like this and farted.
- "Ah!" - That's right.
I went, "Ah!"
(It's right up Kyung-hoon's alley.)
- "Ah!" - Seriously.
I screamed and farted at the same time.
- You went "Ah!" and farted. - Yes. I was surprised.
I was surprised by how loudly I had farted...
and the fact that I had farted in front of my husband. It was all so upsetting.
- I ended up crying my eyes out. - Wouldn't he find it more endearing?
Did you guys freely fart in front of each other after that?
No. I'm still holding it in since then.
- Was it an unimaginable sound? - What?
- Was it an unimaginable sound? - It's was exactly this. "Ah!"
- "Ah!" - It was an intense sound.
Your neighbors would have turned to look at you while passing.
"Ah!"
Wasn't your husband surprised?
He was surprised too, but because I was crying so hard,
he comforted me and said it's okay.
A husband with good sense would have farted along with you.
- My husband... - I'm sure you could.
- farted from the very beginning. - Right.
Jun-sang, do you fart in front of your wife?
Of course. Our first born is 15 years old right now.
- I still don't change in front of my husband. - Really?
My wife does the same.
- Really? - Yes.
My husband farts even while he talks.
- It upsets me sometimes. - He talks from both ends.
That's right. He talks like this.
(She reveals her husband's bowel movements.)
That's what happened.
- I hope you're enjoying this. - That's insane.
- Here's the last question. - All right.
This happened during my pyebaek after my wedding.
There's something an in-law said that I will never forget.
What do you think he said that was so unforgettable?
"My Kyung-wan had such a hard life,"
"and he's finally found some good fortune."
- What are you, a sage? - "My goodness..."
It's not that.
- They throw dates and give good advice. - Right. We were wearing hanbok.
I think he would have said, "Yun-jeong,"
"I will promise you one thing. You are not a daughter-in-law but a daughter to me."
No, it wasn't that.
He was a distant in-law.
He's a younger cousin of my father-in-law.
- I see. - So he's Kyung-wan's second cousin.
The same in-law said to my husband,
with a Gyeongsan-do accent, "Kyung-wan, as a KBS news anchor,"
"you should always be an example for others."
"As a head of a family, you should always be responsible."
- "All right?" - "As for Yun-jeong,"
- "As for Yun-jeong!" - "You still got it!"
That's right. "Yun-jeong,"
"you know such-and-such producers, right?"
"I've eaten with those producers,"
"hung out with them and went to saunas with them."
- "I did it all!" - You're wrong.
"Take good care of your husband."
"No matter how big a celebrity you are,"
"you should help your husband do well at his job..."
- "and feed him well." - Okay.
"I know I may be a distant cousin,"
"but you shouldn't just take care of your close cousins."
"Come see me once in awhile and give me some allowance. Otherwise, you know..."
"I don't have the right to ask."
That's what you wanted to do!
All that for that one line?
I can't believe you said all that just for that one line!
- I should tell you. - Why did you take so long? You should have just said it.
I met Ha Jung-woo yesterday.
- He really liked that you said it on air. - Right?
They even aired the preview.
He really liked it.
He really liked that you said his line.
He wanted to thank you.
- All right. - Let's get back to my in-law.
"Yun-jeong,"
- "we love you." - Jang-hoon, you're so good at this!
- That's how you want to approach it. - Whenever I see you...
on television...
(Jang-hoon talks about how good he is.)
- Go on. - Try again.
- "Kyung-wan, as a KBS news anchor, you should always set an example." - Right.
- "As for Yun-jeong," - That's exactly what he said up to here.
"peekaboo!"
(He second-cousin in-law reveals an incredibly cute side.)
- That was really close. He said something similar to that. - Really?
It's so nice to have it acted out like this.
Give us a hint with the number of letters.
Okay. It was 12 letters.
How are we supposed to guess 12 letters?
- It's going to be so hard. - I think "Yun-jeong" was included.
He said the word "marry".
- "Marrying into our family..." - Okay!
- Those are the middle letters. - "Marrying into our family..."
- I know! - "You're having a rough time after marrying into our family!"
(That was so close!)
- I know! - Hang on!
"Yun-jeong's life turned around for the worse after marrying into our family."
- You're wrong! - "You brought us great fortune..."
- "by marrying into our family!" - No!
- "Thank you for marrying into our family!" - Of course!
- He said thank you! - What else could it be?
You're right!
- "Thank you!" - No.
He actually said it with an accent.
You should have gotten that right.
- "Thank you for marrying into our family." - What a nice thing to say.
I don't know why I didn't think of that.
It's a very nice thing to have an in-law say that.
Ho-dong, can you enact it out for us? I'm not good with accents.
"Kyung-wan, as a KBS news anchor,"
(That's perfect!)
- "you should always set an example." - That's exactly right.
That's perfect!
"You should earn the respect of others..."
"and be a good head of a family."
"As for Yun-jeong,"
"thank you for..."
"marrying into our family."
- "Thank you!" - That's exactly how he said it.
- It must have been very touching. - It was.
Having an elder speak to me formally,
it was really...
- it was a little uncomfortable, but... - It could be.
He said something really nice.
- I was so touched. - "Thank you."
What I'm really thankful for...
and will be for the rest of my life...
is that Ho-dong came to my wedding,
- even though we weren't close. - You didn't even invite him?
You were an uninvited guest.
He was trying to disturb the wedding.
That's scary!
He can't let go once he gives his heart away.
That means one of his friends was at the wedding.
Jang-hoon, did you go to her wedding?
I didn't go. I only paid.
He remembers.
I can't believe he remembers.
He came out of courtesy.
- It was a formality. - Come to my wedding next time.
- You should come to my wedding. - Of course, I will!
I wouldn't miss it for anything!
Just tell me the date and I'll be there.
Jong-kook will sing for you.
For my wedding, I gave everyone a light text message saying,
"I'm getting married. Please come if you have some time."
But on that date, he was there. He didn't even reply back.
So I was very grateful.
He's always there for those special events.
He's the number one celebrity when it comes to eating well in events.
Whether it's a happy or sad event, he just eats it all.
- Regardless of how happy or sad it is... - He's number one.
Recently, when I was attending a funeral,
I saw Ho-dong sitting across from me. He really...
- did eat it well. - That's considered to be good manners.
You really eat pork slices or rice soup really well.
Not that long ago, I ate five plates of steamed pork.
The funeral company was really shocked about that.
- That's... - I feel like there will be an ad offer coming in soon.
You really might get some offers.
A ghost who ate well before death is known to be good-looking!
Our funeral company is...
My goodness.
(Nested within nature, there's a chicken soup restaurant.)
It's this way, Dear.
- Is this the right place? - Yes. I think this is the right place.
- Welcome. - Stop holding my hand!
Careful, Dear. Watch your step.
- I can walk down by myself. - Stop acting like that.
- Dear. - Everyone's here.
Be careful, Dear.
Why are you acting like that? Everyone else is holding hands!
Careful, Baby. Watch your step.
- Are you the ones who made the reservation? - Yes.
- Yes, we made the reservation. - Come here, Baby.
You're the ones who reserved at 8am, right? Which one of you is Kim Hee-chul?
That's me. And this is my baby.
Baby? Are you sure that's not the Freedom Ghost?
(What business does he have in the mountains?)
- Come sit down, Darling. - She must be loaded with cash.
What's with this little Smurf man?
Oh my. The couple over here is much...
- Hello. - Hello. I feel like I seen you somewhere.
- Mr. Kim. - Hello, sir.
Is this the place we're going to have our outing?
- Were you the one who made the reservations? - Yes. But...
You're so handsome. You look like that celebrity on TV.
You look so much like Yu Jae-hwan.
Aren't you being too harsh? Isn't that guy a comedian?
How can you tell that to someone who looks like Song Joong-ki?
- Hee-chul. - You scared me!
- Hee-chul. - Yes?
Why did you just bow you head to that strange fatso?
Is he your supervisor or something?
He's my boss.
What a shabby company.
I hope you're not offended, but you look very complicated, don't you?
- You... - That's...
Miss. Did you come after welding something?
- You look like you did. - If I knew you worked in such a...
shabby company,
I would have bought that company for you.
- How much is that shabby company? - You look the shabbiest out of everyone here.
Why did we have to come out to eat at a place like this instead of a hotel?
Rose. It's normal for us workers to do this.
Rose? You're Rose Seo?
- Don't you know me? - Who are you?
It's Yun-jeong. My goodness. I heard she got double eyelid surgery a few days ago,
but it made you look even weirder.
Oh? You remarried?
- What? - Wait, you're...
Yes, it's me!
- She... - Wow, you got so pretty.
Before, she didn't even look human.
- Yes. I turned into a human being. - She...
My gosh. I almost didn't recognize you.
- She married again? - But...
Dear. Who's prettier? Rose or me?
I'm prettier, right?
(Laughing)
I must be prettier than her.
(The husband starts picking up rocks.)
Dear. What are you doing?
- Why are you acting like that? - Dear?
I'm begging you.
- Please let go of me. - Why should I let go of you?
I want us to finish our marriage!
What are you saying? Saying things like that...
is something you should say "I'm sorry" for.
- Dear. - Anyway,
our vice president should be here soon.
He doesn't know anything, yet he's made vice president!
- Oh my. - He doesn't know anything!
Mr. Kang.
You stay quiet!
- Watch what you say! - Wait, why are you...
Why are you talking like that to Hee-chul?
Mr. Fatso!
She's so scary.
Why are you talking like that to him?
Rose, it's all right.
What? Did you touch my breast?
Did you?
- Rose, please. - Hey!
This is unacceptable!
- Hey there. - Welcome!
- You're all early. - Welcome.
Sorry. I ran a little late.
Everyone, rise!
Mr. Min.
Mr. Kang? This again? My goodness.
- Welcome. - My goodness.
Mr. Kang is always really good at these type of things.
- It was tough getting here, wasn't it? - It wasn't that tough.
After all, you're carrying me everyday.
I was getting depressed without you.
Mr. Min. I tried to reserve this...
chicken soup restaurant since a month ago.
- Do you like it? - Of course! After all, it was all due to your efforts...
Hey! Mister! Mr. Fatso!
Is she a robot? Why is she so big?
Who're you?
I'm Hee-chul's wife.
- Wife? - The newbie's wife?
- What? - Wait, how could you...
How dare you talk that way to the vice president!
Are you crazy? How dare you...
You hit me on the lips!
- I think it's broken. - Ms. Lee!
Why do you all have to fight here when the weather's so nice like this?
Please, settle down.
Everyone, please sit down.
Instead of ordering your food, why are you fighting?
I caught the chickens, plucked their feathers, and boiled them...
for several hours now. So what will you have?
We'll order chicken soup. Everyone's okay with chicken soup?
- Yes. - We'll get the chicken soup.
He's only buying us chicken, yet he's acting like he's all that.
She can't let go of her grudge.
People might think you were buying us beef.
For that vengeful bear, you should give her garlic, so she can become human.
Did you pluck and carry the totem pole in front of our village?
How can someone so big talk so much?
(Fascinated)
People line up to eat here. After that TV show came to film here, it's been hectic.
This is my youngest. This is my oldest.
- My goodness. - And that's...
my other son. He wants to be a singer.
Mister. Why did you make so many kids?
We just ended up making a lot.
After all, this place has good air and water.
Put them all on the tables.
Go sit and eat up.
- Wow. - Wow.
Our restaurant is a very famous one.
- What do you want to drink? Soju? Beer? - Dom Perignon!
Dom Perignon? You want me to smash your head with a rock?
How ridiculous.
You should just look after the newbie.
Don't blabber your mouth...
- Oh my. - That guy's so...
- Mr. Kim? - Yes?
Is that really your wife?
- Are you really married? - Yes, we're married.
I was the homecoming queen!
Where was the place you had your first kiss?
- One, two... - Right over here!
What?
It was here! And?
(They're from the newer generation, all right.)
The food will get cold.
Let's start eating, everyone.
This is really good. It's healthy for you.
- Replenish your stamina and... - Someone go stuff her.
(They start to act more lovey dovey after their kiss.)
My goodness.
Hey!
Let them be. One of them will faint sooner or later.
I added something special to one of the chicken.
She was so noisy that...
- Hee-chul. - Mr. Kim!
Are you out of your mind?
What's with that weird lady?
We haven't even touched our spoons, yet you guys already...
What's with that hag?
Mr. Yu. If the newbie acts like that,
you should be the one to...
put him back in line.
Rose. Please calm down.
Rose. Please.
How did you know my name? You're so sensible.
Hey! You're mine!
Hee-chul? You're jealous?
Be careful. She might divorce again.
(No comment.)
- My goodness. - Really?
Can I take this opportunity to talk about what's bothering me?
Since today's a good day, let's hear it.
What am I missing? Why am I always the manager every year?
It's embarrassing for me to say this in front of my wife.
There's always someone who talks about those kinds of things here.
I entered this company the same time as Mr. Yu did.
We're the same age and we're friends.
So what am I missing?
Why did he get promoted and why am I still stuck as the manager?
Look at your wife. Does it look like you have luck?
Are you saying that it's my fault?
The reason he wasn't promoted is my fault?
He can't get promoted because he's always acting like that.
- I have plans for... - What did you just say?
- What? - What did you say just now?
Why do you have to have such good hearing?
I said he can't get promoted because he's always acting like that.
Acting like what?
- Look at my husband. Look at how nice and handsome he is. - He is nice.
Mr. Yu is pretty nice and handsome.
He's refined.
What's he good at? Show us what he can do.
- My husband? - What can he do better than my husband?
First, he has a handsome face.
Dear, show them. Show them how you do the split
Why are you making me...
Stop splitting the chicken and go split your legs.
Show them how healthy and fit your body is.
How old are you? You're really going to do it?
- He's in his fifties. - Mr. Kang.
You keep saying we're the same age. But I'm one year older than you.
He is?
Can you do this?
- Do what? - Do a split.
You try it first. You show it first.
I'll give it a try.
- I'm looking forward to it. - Good luck, Dear!
- Don't think of them as your own legs and split it! - Yes.
- Wow! - So sexy!
(He's so flexible for someone who's 49 years old.)
I should give you something extra for showing us that.
I admire and respect you, Mr. Min!
Wait, wait.
Here and take this.
You're incredible.
Wait a minute. You should do more of...
That's not enough!
- I admire you. - You were awesome.
Wait a minute.
That's not enough.
If we're talking about a split,
I'll show you how to do a split.
She's going to show you.
It's so easy. All you have to do is this.
- My goodness. - Like this.
Here.
- That's so... - See?
You can't do a better split than this!
- You can't do it any better! - That's...
But, wait.
- You're... - You look gross.
- My goodness. Excuse me? - What?
- Isn't it too early for you to talk informally? - When did I talk informally?
- You're doing it right now. - Speaking of that, they entered at the same time.
- Why do I need to speak formally to you? - You're so...
- crude. - Hey.
- You got lipstick on your teeth. - It's because her fangs are so big.
Why do you keep insulting my appearance?
- Also... - That woman is looking for a fight.
Fang is something you use for animals. You use teeth for human.
I'm a human. I'm not an animal.
- Why do you keep... - You started it first.
Listen to me...
- Oh my gosh. - She hit him.
- Come here. - He touched my breast.
Did you just hit my husband on the face?
- This is... - Why are you so...
- Oh no. - I'm going to...
(Falling)
Why are you so monstrously strong?
- She... - Who're you?
What...
Hey, you jerk.
Dear.
Who're you?
Were you pretending to be a girl all this time?
No, Dear. It was just a wig.
We're plastic lovers.
Plastic?
It's just mental love.
You know what we're talking about. Hard, plastic love.
I never seen any other company outing like this. I know I shouldn't intrude...
- We'll take care of it. - I'm saying this because you can't.
How are you taking care of it?
Our restaurant...
Even if you look at all the other chicken soup restaurants in this village,
you won't find any other place that has a ping pong table.
Our restaurant has a ping pong table.
We wanted our customers to be active...
- Is it fun? - Of course.
- Then... - Yes?
Mr. Min?
I can't play ping pong well, but...
I'm going to go against Mr. Yu in a ping pong match.
The winner will get his wish granted.
- That sounds fun. - How about it?
If I win, I'll be the head manager starting today.
You'll become the manager.
If I lose,
I'll grant you your wish.
My goodness. Let's do it.
Mr. Kang is pretty tough.
Mr. Yu. You're not going to accept his challenge?
I'll accept his challenge!
- Look at him go. - I accept.
All right. Then...
Hey, Son!
Bring the ping pong table.
My, my...
Son, bring in the table.
- Mister? - Yes?
Don't you have any soju?
(Upfront)
- Hey... - Mr. Kim. You should leave with your wife.
Your wife is being a little rude.
- You're... - What? We can't drink at an outing?
Even if she's rich and from a wealthy family,
she should learn her manners.
Learn my manners? Are you insulting my parents? What did you say again?
How can you ask for soju when everyone is setting up the tables for a game?
- Good luck, Dear. - I really can't hang around with these poor people.
If we keep arguing, it'll never end.
- She's so... - Mister, is this carrot organic?
My goodness. What's wrong with her?
I sprayed it with pesticide, as much as I could...
so that the bugs wouldn't eat it.
I was asking because it tasted weird. It was different from what I ate at home.
Even the rabbits don't eat it, because of the pesticide.
(Maybe I shouldn't have eaten it.)
(Serves you right.)
Anyway, ready?
You ready?
Five points.
- Good luck! - No ties.
- What's the penalty? - That's...
If you lose...
Because you harassed your wife saying you'll end your marriage...
If you lose, to strengthen your love,
you should kiss her for three whole seconds.
Three seconds.
That's fine, isn't it?
- What if I win? - What?
If you win, you can kiss.
Does that mean they'll kiss if they lose too?
Who?
If they lose, Mr. Yu should just...
I would have been fine with it if I was still single.
I...
Hey, you!
What do you want?
Why can't you kiss your own husband?
I'm just tired of doing it.
Hey, does that wear down your lips? Why can't you kiss him?
Hey, just keep eating your carrots.
I'm sure you're not embarrassed because it's your second time,
but it's still very embarrassing for me.
(That was refreshing!)
Your face looks like it has felt and seen all kinds of things.
I'm 21 years old!
(He ignores her.)
I'm 21. I never divorced.
- Anyway, hurry up. - Yes.
All right. You better focus.
You have to get five points to win.
Ready, go!
Wow!
- That was too easy. One point. - That was close.
The viewers should watch carefully.
(He failed twice consecutively.)
- We got two points. - Two points.
Prepare to get kissed.
Mr. Kang. You're not doing this on purpose so you can kiss your wife, are you?
- He got a point. - Two, one.
Current score is two, one.
If they're really friends, they should be similar, but they're so different.
Long ago, our ping pong table...
- Wow. - Normally, people can't play like this because they get too nervous.
They just can't...
That was a mistake. Three points.
We have three points!
Mr. Kang is...
It's three, two.
Dear, that was just practice, right?
- That was just practice. - I'm sure it was.
You're still okay, right?
Why is she so upset?
Hey, your eyes are showing too much white.
I think I'm getting drunk the more I eat the carrots.
(Ho-dong makes a strong smash.)
(Fail)
It's four, two.
- We just need one more. - All you have to do is kiss.
(This is delicious.)
My goodness.
All right. Go for it.
We have no choice. This was a promise.
We have to do it.
I'll get on my knees if I have to...
Get ready. It has to be for three seconds.
Tie them. Tie them together.
You two are so...
- Here you go. - Hold him.
- Hold him. - Do it.
Three seconds.
One, two, three!
(I'll help you out.)
Those two must really love each other.
(Happy)
- My wife is one lucky woman. - Yes.
(He lost the game but won in love.)
(The traces of their love.)
Wait. Mr. Min!
When you go out on outings, you can't skip over this.
Last year, you guys sang.
- That's right! - Remember? Everyone sang.
Our karaoke machine is one of a kind.
But, Mister? Before that, you should know...
that Mr. Yu's wife performed in the Gangbyeon Song Festival.
- Which year? Which year? - My wife did.
- I won in 1999. - I won in 1996. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Come on up.
Please sing us a song.
Let's clap for her.
Before we sing, let's see the opening show.
(Jang Yun-jeong's opening show!)
("On Your Side" by Jang Yun-jeong)
You can get the feel for it from the sounds.
(Checking her mic)
(Good luck, Dear.)
Ready, go!
That's so good.
Nice!
My, my.
(The beautiful melody of a trot goddess.)
You've worked hard.
You've worked so hard. Thank you.
(Friendly)
Dream on.
(With her help, they realized how precious their partners were.)
We're all on your side.
All right. Let's all start singing and having a great time.
- All right! - Because not everyone can sing,
you just need to find the right song for this topic.
- What's the topic? - I also performed in the Gangbyeon Song Festival.
I chose and picked everything.
These songs are songs that cheers up my wife or husband.
To those wives and husbands who are having a tough time...
If you play this song for them, they feel a lot better inside.
The songs are ranked from first to third place.
- Let's start with the third place. - I know the answer!
The wet hand is so pitiful
You have to say the title.
The title!
- I know the answer! - The title!
- "Song for My Wife". - That's right, that's right!
- Keep guessing. - I know the answer!
I think I got this.
Come into my embrace
- "Dear" by Kim Jung-su. - "Dear"?
"Dear" is wrong.
I know the answer! "The Meaning of You" by Lee Ja-yeon.
One, two, three, four.
Dear
My lovable
Disgusting!
Wrong!
I know the answer!
"I'm Sorry" by Kim Gun-mo.
- Oh? - Oh?
Please sing it.
- What? - There's no "what" in his lyrics.
- You - Couldn't buy
Couldn't buy you a meal
Because this is something the husband sings to his wife...
"Good bye."
("Good bye" by Jung Jae-wook)
End of your marriage?
(You're sending them away?)
- I know the answer! - You liked it when we sang "On Your Side".
I think he really wants to break up with her.
It's better than a complete divorce.
- I know the answer. - Let me think.
"Anabada" by Sim Su-bong.
Saving up
and spending frugally
(It's the first time they heard of it.)
Dear!
- There really is a song... - I don't know this.
There is no song like that.
I know the answer!
It's by Sim Su-bong.
Men are boats and women are harbors
No, it's not that one.
Let's hear the hint.
The hint is...
This is a Jong-hyun's hint.
You would know right away if you hear this. Oh dear...
- It's "sa". - Will you leave me with just love behind you
- That's wrong. - You're a despicable person
- It's wrong? - It's wrong.
- "Sa"... - It's "As We Live On".
- You have to sing. - It's "As We Live On".
- You have to sing "As We Live On". - As we live on
Someday
- There will be brighter days - Your voice is great.
- That's wrong. - I know the answer.
It's Patty Kim's "I Love You".
I love
- It's not Patty Kim's song. - You
You guys are going way too back in time.
I'll give you Jong-hyun's hint for an easier part.
It's "meo".
- Head and shoulders, knees and toes - What's that?
- What? - Head and shoulders, knees and toes
That's close.
- That's close. - Knees and toes
Shut up.
- It's close. - What are you doing?
- You embarrass me in front of many people. - Excuse me.
You should have given up two seconds ago.
- Excuse me. - I can't control those things.
Why do you keep lagging with the song?
You can lead me, honey.
- You should have shut my mouth. - Someone said the answer.
- Stop it. - Someone said the answer.
- What's the answer? - There's "sa" and "meo".
From head to toe
- It's all so lovely - It's all so lovely
- Who's song is it? - It's Kim Jong-kook's song.
- What's the title? - It's "Lovely".
That's correct.
- She knows right away with "meo" and "sa" because she's a singer. - Of course.
She's very sharp.
- There's 2 more songs left. There's top 2 and 1 left. - I see.
- I think it will be a young song. - I know the answer.
It's "I Will Survive" by Jin-ju.
I will survive
If you leave
- I will be left behind - It's about breaking up.
It's a breakup song.
This song always comes to my mind when I think of Sang-min.
Sang-min reminds you of this song?
- It's top 2? - It's top 2.
On the word money
- Wait. - If you change a consonant
- It will become stone - That's right.
- That's "Doro Nam". - That's "Doro Nam".
"Doro Nam" does suit you, too.
No. Isn't the first verse "Nam" and the second verse "money"?
- Yes, it is. - Is it right?
I know the answer. Top two is Jang Yun-jeong's "Later, Later".
No, no, later, later
- My goodness... - That's right, that's right, later, later
He's despicable.
I got called despicable again today. Darn it.
I was called that last week, too.
- Darn it. - It's "You Are More Beautiful Than Flowers".
Excuse me?
- It's "People Are More Beautiful Than Flowers". - Yes, that's what I meant.
People are more beautiful than flowers
- You're very close. - It's wrong.
It sounds like that song.
- It sounds like that? - It sounds like that.
Alright.
It's Jang Yun-jeong's "Flower".
Oh dear...
On the count of 1, 2, 3, and go.
(The one who sings first is the winner.)
(What are you doing to my song?)
(The shocking duo is formed.)
(Ho-dong is disgusted with them.)
It's wrong even if it's right.
- Why? - It's wrong.
- It's wrong. - Why?
- It's funny. - I know the answer.
With affection only
- That's right. - I lived all these days
- It should be shorter. - It's a song that sounds like what Jun-sang sang.
Becoming dust
Who became dust? Did your wife become dust?
Who became dust? It means that person is gone.
- Jong-hyun... - Shall we go straight to Jong-hyun's hint?
- Yes. - This is big.
It's "I".
I have lived like a fool
- It's "I"? - Is that so?
- I - It's "I".
I know the answer. I
Love my Mom the most in the world
(He makes noise pollution.)
- That's amazing. - Mom.
Stop it, I said.
It was great at the beginning.
Stop it.
I love that.
- Ho-dong. - Stop it.
You must be so happy, Ho-dong.
(I am so happy.)
(He's disgusted.)
- My goodness... - I
- I have lived like a fool - I did that just now.
You shouldn't speak disrespectfully to the vice president.
You are my boss.
- I - I
I know the answer.
I know the answer. Sing, "I".
- I - Would rather be
A smiling
Clown
(I can't take this anymore.)
I beg you.
I beg you, please.
- Why? I think it's funny. - Sit down.
I think this is so funny.
I'm going crazy.
Alright. This...
isn't the chorus part.
- When this is over... - The chorus is too well-known.
- You have to control yourself. - Okay.
- I - I
- Go to you today as well - Alright.
- I'll give you a hint here. - That's a good song.
Someone here has a similar name...
with the singer who sang this song.
- What? A singer... - There's Kim Hee-chul, Seo Jang-hoon...
- I - I know the answer.
I have a dream
- The singer is similar to... Who's song is that? - It's Kim Hyun-chul's song.
- Who's name is similar to that? - There's Kim Hee-chul.
- Isn't that the "Zollaman" song? - "Zollaman"?
- Can you give us Jong-hyun's hint again? - Tell us again.
I
- I - I
I
Know
(Try to guess the right answer, guys.)
- Alright. I know the answer. - That's it.
It's Kim Jang-hoon's "Even If the World Deceives You".
It's Kim Jang-hoon's song. How do you sing it?
I
- The world - I
- I - I
- The answer has been said. You get it right if you sing it right. - I got it.
- What is that? - I
- I - I
- I got it right. - I
- I am right beside you - I
- That's right. - I remember
That's "I am right beside you". It should be "I'm".
- I'm - I'm
- I sang the lyrics at the beginning. - Do you know it?
- I'm - I'm
I'm somehow
- I'm somehow - I'm somehow
- The encounter with that person - The encounter with that person
That's correct.
Was that it?
- That's hilarious. - Please go over there.
Seo Jang-hoon will sing Kim Jang-hoon's...
"Oh Dear, He's Such a Tall Person".
(Kim Jang-hoon's "Even If the World Deceives You" was released in 1998.)
Jang-hoon is a good singer.
- Don't be sad. - Seo Jang-hoon.
(The shocking duo harmonizes together.)
- Don't cry. - Don't cry.
- This is a very meaningful segment, right? Was it good? - It was great.
- It looks good. - Alright.
Now,
we only have the top one song left...
- for the song that consoles your husband or wife. - There's only top one left.
- I know. - I know the answer.
- It's Jeon In-Kwon's... - Jeon In-Kwon?
- Right. - "My Dear, Do Not Worry".
- It's "Don't Worry, Dear". - I know the answer.
- It's "Don't Worry, Dear". - It's Lee Juck's "Don't Worry, Dear".
- It's Lee Juck's "Don't Worry, Dear". - How do you sing it?
- Don't worry - I can't do this.
Dear
(He's starting again.)
(Ho-dong's trying to control his temper.)
- Don't worry - Worry
(Stop it, please.)
Together
- We will sing - We will sing together
That's not it.
Ho-dong must be so happy.
I'm happy.
Let's rest for one moment.
We rested for a long time.
We kept resting.
The important thing is that we never sang by going to the front.
- I swear. - That's hilarious.
- My ears hurt. - Alright.
(Stop it, please.)
- What's wrong? - Alright.
- We're happy when we're at home. - I love this.
- I'll give you a hint. - You scream so much.
- Oh dear... - Listen well.
- Okay. - I'll give you a hint. This will be quick.
It's an exciting song.
We probably sang it all the time when we were at school.
- It's a song that famous. - I'm certain.
It's Kim Gun-mo's...
- "Wrong Encounter". - What?
That's wrong.
It's a song that consoles you.
- Is it about meeting the boyfriend? - I think it's...
- Kim Gun-mo. - It's not this, right?
- Everyone sang this once. - I know.
It's Kim Gun-mo's "Excuse".
Don't make excuses to me
Put yourself in my shoes
- It's a comforting song. - It's a comforting song.
- Right now you - It's "Rain Falls On a Sleepless Night".
I don't want to listen to sad songs
I know the answer. It's "I Know" by Seo Tai-ji and Boys.
We all know it. I know, I'm aching
I'm aching
- What's wrong with him? - I'm aching
- That's wrong. - My whole body aches
- He must be in a good state today. - It's because...
- you keep laughing at his jokes. - What's wrong?
What? It's funny.
- I think my ears are going to bleed? - Is it not funny?
- It's funny. - You should act like it.
- You must be happy. - It's funny.
- What's wrong with them? - I know.
- I'm so happy I want to die. - Excuse me.
It's "Come Back Home" by Seo Tai-ji and Boys.
- The wife left home. - That's right.
You must come back home
(They're going further away from the answer.)
Alright. I'll give you a hint.
I think everyone will know as soon as I show this.
I know the answer. "Meeting" by Noh Sa-yeon.
Our meeting
He said it was a energetic song.
Try singing "Meeting" energetically.
Our meeting was not a coincidence
(They go all out to act embarrassingly.)
The wind goes
I was doing it.
Let's do it together.
Couples need to sing duet songs.
You're always trying to sing solo. We should do it together.
(Tired)
Whenever we do a song quiz...
- It's weird. The wig is also making me feel giddy. - The wig...
I should wear a wig every week.
Here's the hint.
It's from Jong-hyun.
- Should I give it to you hard or... - Hard!
- Don't be too hard. - Hard?
Hard.
(Coughs)
This is the hint. It's from Jong-hyun.
- Should I give it to you hard or... - Hard!
Don't be too hard.
- Hard? - Hard.
(Coughs)
If you want to follow me, follow me, if you can.
(Coughs)
- Fog rain. - That was the hint?
What was that?
Everyone else knows what it is, right?
- All the staff knows... - I know the answer. "Sparks"?
How'd you know?
(There was a part like that in "Sparks"?)
"Sparks"?
- It's not "Sparks". - "Sparks".
- It's not it? - It's correct.
- How did she get it right? - That was correct.
- "Spark" had... - Listen.
- Wow! - Listen to the lyrics.
It was sung by Jun Young-rok, right?
I was so surprised.
Jun-sang. Go and help her sing it.
The sunglasses!
Where are the sunglasses for Mr. Yu?
Sunglasses...
(Getting ready to dance)
It's almost here.
(Coughing)
(One more person joins in.)
Let's sing it together.
(He's perfectly copying Jun Young-rok.)
Pose.
Do the pose.
(The instagram of songs, Jun-sang and Yun-jeong wins!)
(Congratulations!)
- Great work. - Congratulations, Mr. Yu.
I got it right.
That was incredible. I was so surprised.
Mr. Yu and his wife is...
winning everything today.
- That's true. - They won everything.
- You won everything. - At this rate, you might drink sadly.
- We were too great. - Anyway, Mr. Yu. How do you feel about today's outing?
I'm very tired.
- Didn't you say you never got tired? - Your face looks pale.
It's because everyone's energy level is so high here.
I can see why this show is popular.
Because I got to hang out with people I like,
I had a great time. I'll make sure to watch this show when I go home.
Because I'm always on your side.
(Coming up next is a preview of Hyuna, Park Sung-kwang, and Kim Jong-hyun.)
(She's here.)
(The sexy queen, Hyuna)
(The reason Hyuna appeared on this show...)
(is all due to my efforts.)
(I was the one who casted her.)
(I prayed 100 days for this.)
(They finally got their wish.)
(I really like Ask Us Anything.)
(It's the first time we had a guest from Su-geun's line.)
(NU'EST, Kim Jong-hyun)
(Comedian, Park Sung-kwang)
(He fearlessly provokes him.)
(Ho-dong, you pig!)
(He suddenly feels the fear.)
(Sorry I couldn't protect you.)
(Do you know me?)
(I saw you on "Night Goblin".)
(But this is my first time hearing your voice.)
(Full of determination)
(Don't be nervous.)
(I'll depend on you.)
(He's an iron wall when it comes to men.)
(Jang-hoon, this was your character?)
(I'm disappointed.)
(I'm not going to see you anymore.)
(Jang-hoon prepares to leave her.)
(Don't go, Jang-hoon.)
(Hug)
(Thump!)
(They find a weak point.)
(We waited for this moment.)
(Su-geun's line revolt!)
(They talk about "Night Goblin" during the middle of Ask Us Anything.)
(Ask Us Anything, Saturday at 8:50pm. Don't miss it!)
(They audition for the star of "Red" MV.)
(Red belongs to Hyuna.)
(Provokes with sexiness)
(Follow Me! into the fierce MV production set.)
("Babe" by Hyuna)
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